listening to: A song about Lists

Reading: From top to bottom (instead of left to right)

Writing About: Uninformed Opinions on Unimportant Topics

I.  Sandwich Rules
  • More is better
  • Cheese is not negotiable
  • Toasted > Cold
  • No Avocado
II. Holiday Themed Snacks (Best)
  • Candy Corn
  • Things with Peppermint
  • Grilled meat (4th of July, Octoberfest, Whatever)
III. Holiday Themed Snacks (worst)
  • Boiled Eggs covered in Dye
  • Black Eyed Peas (with or without hidden money)
  • Cranberry Sauce shaped like a can of cranberry sauce
IV.  Best Ways to Throw Your Vote Away
  • Don’t take into account viability: ignore odds, intentionally undervalue outcomes
  • Christmas Tree Bubble Strategy
  • Stick with your conscience, ignore your pragmatism: Guts over Glory!
  • Literally, put the paper in the trash
V. Punk Rock Bands (ranked by enjoyability, not importance).
  • The Clash
  • Rancid
  • Fugazi
  • At The Drive-In
VI. "That's a Racket"
  • Every Incarnation of Multi-Level / Peer to Peer Marketing
    (regardless of the product or promise)
  • Insurance
  • Your School’s Fundraiser
  • This
VII. Areas of My Expertise
  • Comic Book Movies
  • Late 90s Rock and Roll
  • Locating very cheap clothing and used books
  • Instant decision making
  • New Year’s Resolutions (and their feasability)
VIII.  Your Cell Phone Wants to Destroy You
  • Expectation of constant availability: that’s crazy!
  • Addiction + Distraction: Does the thing I am looking at matter right now?
  • The upgrade tread mill:
    Always gonna be a newer faster model on the rack in stores,
    but you aint never gonna be happy till you love yours
    (Saltiness alert if you research that paraphrase/quotation.  You’ve been warned)
IX. Favorite Books of the Bible (In order of current personal preference)
  • Psalms
  • Mark
  • John
  • James
  • Exodus
  • Hebrews
X.  Number of blog posts necessary to complete my new year's resolution:
  • 14
  • 13.  Count it, published.